I need help removing her.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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