just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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