god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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