Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
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Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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