we're blogging at a bar
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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