This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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