i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
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Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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