never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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