38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
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