Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
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I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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