I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
My breasts were aching with rage.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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