yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
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the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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