think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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