I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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