Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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