I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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