Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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