He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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