He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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