I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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