Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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