Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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