So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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