You're completely useless in the revolution.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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