I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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