Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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