guys are not supposed to queef...right?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Can I color on your dick again?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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