I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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