I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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