He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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