I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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