Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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