R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
why is half of my head shaved?
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