You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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