I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Can i not drive my cunt home
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
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