Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
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Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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