Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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