Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
