summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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