matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
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Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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