SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
