im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship