We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
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Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.