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he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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