I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore