Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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