Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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