I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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