dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
operation harelip BJ is a go
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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