nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she smelled like a LAN party
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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