i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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