But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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