hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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