You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize
