She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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