Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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