We tried having a conversation with our noses.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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