Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
Randomize