"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
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oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
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All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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