I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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