question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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